I like tumblr.

• pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
• me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop

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jadeita:

someone help me, I’m only feeling 20% nigga today

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cyberparty:

Adele is PREGNANT?!?!

can’t wait till 12 Grammys come out of her vagina.

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Reblog if you have a breathtaking penis.

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